My Parents Be Like....

Watching the 9 Types of Asian Parents video certainly reminds me of my own parents. As Mike and Dan pointed out in their video, not all Asian or parents in general is the same but for the fun they made a list of may I say, "uber-generalization" of the typical Asian parents.

For more complete visualization on the types, I highly suggest you to watch the video linked above, but here is the list of the 9 types of Asian Parents and what parents are like.

Anti Bullying Day | You're Worth It

Cimorelli - You're Worth It

Bartolomeo Cristofori's 360th Birthday | Google Logo

Education in Indonesia | Bear's Blab

Every May 2nd is known as National Education Day (Hari Pendidikan Nasional) in Indonesia. The date was set to celebrate the birth of Ki Hajar Dewantara, a national education hero. But unfortunately I wont be talking about him, eventhough he is one of the coolest historical figures in the education field in Indonesia. Instead, I'll be blogging about the stages of education we have here.

Indonesian National Educational Father Ki Hajar Dewantara | Google Logo

Welcome May~ | 2015

May,

the fifth month in the Gregorian calendar,

in the festivity of Asian Heritage Month,

there's prayer to raise awareness for ALS,

we welcome you~

For the Love of God

I.Need.To.Find.This.Song !!

its featured in Buzzfeed's 15 Beautiful Words That'll Soothe Your Brain for the word Mellifluous (00:35 - 00:39).

Because the runtime was too short and Andrew's voice was distracting, I couldn't make out the words.

If anyone know the song, please kindly share the info with me so I could rest my soul~

60 Things NOT To Say To A Naked Guy

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
13. It's ok, we'll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn't know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won't take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so...unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it's hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I'll go get the ketchup for your French fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where's the rest of it?

Google | Earth Day 2015

Skylar Grey - Invisible | Lyric

Skylar Grey - Invisible

I take these pills .. to make me thin
I dye my hair .. and cut my skin
I try everything .. to make them see me
But all they see is someone that's not me

Even when I'm walking on a wire

Even when I set myself on fire

Why do I always feel invisible ... invisible

Everyday I try to look my best

Even though inside i'm such a mess

Why do I always feel invisible ... invisible

Here inside .. my quiet hell
You can not hear .. my cries for help
I try everything .. to make them see me
But every one sees what I can't be

Even when I'm walking on a wire

Even when I set myself on fire

Why do I always feel invisible ... invisible

Everyday I try to look my best

Even though inside i'm such a mess

Why do I always feel invisible ... invisible

Sometimes when I'm alone
I pretend that I'm a queen
It's almost believable 

Even when I'm walking on a wire
Even when I set myself on fire
Why do I always feel invisible ... invisible
Everyday I try to look my best
Even though inside i'm such a mess
Why do I always feel invisible ... invisible

The Messengers | 2015 | Television Series | the CW

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Airs on the CW with its pilot episode Awakening premiered on April 17, 2015.

"Nothing is random. Nothing is coincident. Everything is happening for a reason. And you have an important part to play."

THE FEMALE DEMERIT SYSTEM

Saw this on someone's wall, thought its kinda funny :D

In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman
happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she
dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing
something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here
is a guide to the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) in the rain (+8)
But return with beer (-5)

You check out a suspicious noise at night (+1)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
It's her pet (-20)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with an old
school friend (-2)
Named Tina (-10)
Tina is a dancer (-20)
Tina has silicone implants (-80)

HER BIRTHDAY
You take her out to dinner (+2)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+3)
Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is
painted the colors of your favorite team (-10)

A NIGHT OUT
You take her to a movie (+1)
You take her to a movie she likes (+3)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It's called 'Death Cop' (-3)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy
Hawaiian shirts (-30)
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)

THE BIG QUESTION
She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) (Yes, you lose points no matter what)
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)

COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what
looks like a concerned expression (0)
You listen for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-4000)

Parallels | Movie | Review

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Released date : March 3, 2015

Daredevil | Television Show | Netflix Series | Part 1 | Episode 1 - 6

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Aired on :

This 13 episodes Netflix series were all aired on April 10, 2015.

Catfish Phenomenon | Bear's Blab

Just watched Catfish: The TV Show Season 4 Episode 7 and it got me thinking to blog down my blab about this whole thing about catfish.

EastMeetEast | Bear's Netventure

"EastMeetEast is an online dating site unlike any other"

Sounds intriguing~

EastMeetEast iconic logo

 Lets take a look around!

Fresh Off the Boat TV Show Controversy

Granted I have never read the book written by Eddie Huang, but I am well aware that it was his memoir and the TV show was supposedly based on it.

But after reading 'Fresh Off the Boat' author Eddie Huang backs away from the show article, I was like "Whaaaa.... how dare they?!"

#GrannyHair

So, there was an interesting topic brought up on Pop Trigger's channel |> People Are Dying Their Hair Gray, Because Granny Hair Is Sexy <| Apparently its trending on Instagram since Kylie Jenner dyed her hair this way and became booming. Mmkay... I know Tyler Oakley, TOP of Big Bang and many other celebrities has had dyed their hair Platinum Blonde for years, even I has had my hair silver at some point in my life but lets be real, it didn't boomed as big as it is now.

Max Joseph of Catfish The TV Show

Ted Fu of Wong Fu Productions

American Odyssey | Television Show | NBC

"Wife. Mother. Hero." 

NBC - Sundays - 10/9c

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The Lizzie Borden Chronicles | Television Show | Lifetime

Lizzie Borden took and axe, Gave her mother forty whacks. After she had seen what she had done, She gave her father forty one ..

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Brian Hirano

Remember this guy..?

If you guessed, Brian Hirano of Quest Crew, then lets be friends and fan-girling over him all day~ ! XD

O.M.G it is so hard for me to write down this content without feeling butterflies in my stomach *>_<*

But I shall try to pretend to be professional and blog down as objective as possible.

Blood Moon | Total Lunar Eclipse

earthsky.org

Been so ecstatic to see this event .. but the rain has come.

I'm not complaining though. Had rain almost all day on Good Friday and now on Easter eve, I'd take that as a good omen :')

Bear's Blab | SPORTS

Was watching Double Chen's Would You Risk Brain Injury for Millions of Dollars video that brings me the idea to blog about. I mean I am not a sport mania, but I occasionally watch sports and used to do some when I was younger.

Banana Bunker | Groupon

Not sure whether its a real product or an April's Fools joke, but when I saw this on Facebook, I KNEW I had to post it! Not just because the intriguing shape but more of because the epic respond from the Groupon's admin to almost all questions posted/asked on comment section. 

Google | 126th Anniversary of the public opening of the Eiffel Tower | 2015

Justin Bieber | Comedy Central | Roast | 2015

So.. I heard that this "roast" was meant to honoring one's accomplishments. Like the kind of speech we heard from that drunk best man at a wedding. So, lets not get our hopes high, cause the real "burn" happens on twitter :D

Youtube | Bear's Netventure

Living in the vast technology growth era, we pretty much spent a large portion of our time being online. And as the biggest and well known source for an online audio-visual based website,  I am sure we all know and definitely accessed Youtube. From watching music videos up to learning how to do stuff. From entertainment, edutainment to some weird conspiracy theory contents are stored in Youtube and its just a click away.

Almost Here - Brian McFadden ft. Delta Goodrem | Lyric

Brian McFadden featuring Delta Goodrem - Almost Here

Did I hear you right?
Cause I thought you said lets think it over
You have been my life
And I never planned growing old without you

Shadows bleeding through the light
Where the love once shined so bright
Came without a reason
Don't let go on us tonight
Love's not always black and white
Oh haven't I always loved you?

But when I need you

You're almost here

And I know that's not enough

And when I'm with you

I'm close to tears

Cause you're only almost here

I would change the world
If I had a chance oh won't you let me
Treat me like a child
Throw your arms around me oh please protect me

Bruised and battered by your words

Dazed and shattered now it hurts

But haven't I always loved you?

But when I need you

You're almost here

And I know that's not enough

And when I'm with you

I'm close to tears

Cause you're only almost here

Bruised and battered by your words

Dazed and shattered now it hurts

Haven't I always loved you?

But when I need you

You almost here

Well I never knew how far behind I'd left you

And when I hold you

You almost here

Well I'm sorry that I took our love for granted

And now I'm with you

I'm close to tears

Cause I know I'm almost here

...only almost here

Nymphomaniac Convention

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he
glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.


He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate
would have it, she took the seat right beside his.

Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or
pleasure?"

She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual
Nympho-maniacs of America Convention in Boston."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded." I use information that I have learned from
my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about
sexuality."

"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men
are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native
American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another
popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is
men of Jewish descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the
lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm
sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with
you. I don't even know your name."

"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."

Victor King - Out The Door | Lyric

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Victor King - "Out the Door"

Hmm.. hmm... hmm... yeaahh
La da da da da da walking out the door woohoo..

Baby I.... cried so many nights
When I realize we got so strange and rearranged
Now even though
It's time for you to go .. yeah
There is one more thing that I need you to know

(Uhhhh) Once upon a time baby, you were everything
(Uhhhh) Everything to me
(Ahhhh) But you're a stranger now
And you need to leave

Cause I don't love you anymore (I don't love you anymore)
So why don't you walk out the door (So why don't you walk out the door)
And step out of my life (Life...)
Because I gave you all my heart (I gave you all my heart)
And you just watched it fall apart (You just watched it fall apart)
Now I'm not falling for your tears this time (Your tears this time...)

No... not this time...
No no no no not this time ... again

Now why'd you have to go and make me feel this way?
What happened to forever and a day? (Forever and a day we'd say)
Now you want me back
You say what you did was wrong (What you did was wrong)
Well... you should've thought of that before
I wrote this song

(Uhhhh) Cause once upon a time baby, you were everything
(Uhhhh) Everything to me
(Ahhhh) But you're a stranger now
And you need to leave

Cause I don't love you anymore (I don't love you anymore)
So why don't you walk out the door (So why don't you walk out the door)
And step out of my life (Life...)
Because I gave you all my heart (I gave you all my heart)
And you just watched it fall apart (And you just watched it fall apart)
I'm not falling for your tears this time (Your tears this time)

The princess of my dreams
Why'd you gave up on me?
We said Forever...
You used to be my honey bee
But you've flown away from me
Well that's just fine ... now that ...

I don't love you anymore (I don't love you anymore)
So why don't you walk out the door (So why don't you walk out the door)
And step out of my life (Life...)
Because I gave you all my heart (I gave you all my heart)
And you just watched it fall apart (You just watched it fall apart)
Now I'm not falling for your tears this time

No...no not this time
No no no not this time
Or ever again ever again ohh
No no no no not this time
No no no not this time
Or ever again never again ohhh

Under Eyes Highlights MakeUp

Just watched a new mini-movie by Wong Fu Productions on Youtube, titled Komorebi. Komorebi [木漏れ日] by Wong Fu Productions It was sweet and romantic a la Wesley Chan and the music was perfect. BUT it's not the mini-movie that I want to talk about.

iZombie | Television Show | The CW

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One of the most anticipated tvshow in 2015 !!! This loose adaptation of comic book series of the same name, iZombie is finally here! Airs on CW every Tuesday and sets for 13 episode for its first season.

Powers | Television series | 2015

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Take set in an alternate universe where mere-humans and super-humans co-exist together side by side. Some super-humans treated as celebrity, living lavishly and almost "untouchable by law", some super-humans live like an outsider, and some are criminals to hunt down and lock up. Super-humans is the kind of "group" you dont want to deal with OR you desperately want to become a part of, either way it's pretty much like our normal daily life.

HOW TO SING THE BLUES (attrib. to Memphis Earlene Gray with help from Uncle Plunky)

1. Most blues begin "woke up this morning."

2. "I got a good woman" is a bad way to begin the blues, unless you stick something nasty in the next line.
ex. I got a good woman -- with the meanest dog in town.

3. Blues are simple. After you have the first line right, repeat it. Then find something that rhymes. Sort of.

ex. Got a good woman with the meanest dog in town.
He got teeth like Margaret Thatcher
and he weighs about 500 pounds.

4. The blues are not about limitless choice.

5. Blues cars are Chevys and Cadillacs. Other acceptable blues transportation is Greyhound bus or a southbound train. Walkin' plays a major part in the blues lifestyle. So does fixin' to die.

6. Teenagers can't sing the blues. Adults sing the blues. Blues adulthood means old enough to get the electric chair if you shoot a man in Memphis.

7. You can have the blues in New York City, but not in Brooklyn or Queens. Hard times in Vermont or North Dakota are just a depression. Chicago, St. Louis and Kansas City are still the best places to have the blues.

8. The following colors do not belong in the blues:
a. violet b. beige c. mauve

9. You can't have the blues in an office or a shopping mall, the lighting is wrong.

10. Good places for the Blues: a. the highway b. the jailhouse c. the empty bed
Bad places: a. Ashrams b. Gallery openings c. weekend in the Hamptons

11. No one will believe it's the blues if you wear a suit, unless you happen to be an old black man.

12. Do you have the right to sing the blues? Yes, if:
a. your first name is a southern state--like Georgia
b. you're blind
c. you shot a man in Memphis.
d. you can't be satisfied.

No, if:
a. you were once blind but now can see.
b. you're deaf
c. you have a trust fund.

13. Neither Julio Iglesias nor Barbra Streisand can sing the blues.

14. If you ask for water and baby gives you gasoline, it's the blues.
Other blues beverages are: a. wine b. Irish whiskey c. muddy water

Blues beverages are NOT:
a. Any mixed drink
b. Any wine kosher for Passover
c. Yoo Hoo (all flavors)

15. If it occurs in a cheap motel or a shotgun shack, it's blues death. Stabbed in the back by a jealous lover is a blues way to die.
So is the electric chair, substance abuse, or being denied treatment in an emergency room. It is not a blues death, if you die during a liposuction treatment.

16. Some Blues names for Women: a. Sadie b. Big Mama c. Bessie

17. Some Blues Names for Men: a. Joe b. Willie c. Little Willie d. Lightning

NOTE: Persons with names like Sierra or Sequoia will not be permitted to sing the blues no matter how many men they shoot in Memphis.

17B. Other Blues Names (Starter Kit)
a. Name of Physical infirmity (Blind, Cripple, Asthmatic)
b. First name (see above) or name of fruit (Lemon, Lime, Kiwi)

c. Last Name of President (Jefferson, Johnson, Fillmore, etc.)

You May Mix and Match

Charity Vance - The Diner Song Lyric

He likes the sunny side she likes the shady
Diner everyday 8 in the morning
Dear they're in their 70's
That could be you and me

Have you ever pictured us in the future
Is this too much or have you ever wondered
Look at me c'mon lets dream

I wanna share my socks with you
I wanna cook pancakes for two
And all of the sudden we're inspired
To write a song on the kitchen counter

You...
Oh I see you
On my thoughts and in my dreams
I hope that you see me too

You...
Oh you're still teaching me guitar
Oh baby you can do it
And I complained that it's too hard
You...

You know that time when we stopped at the red lights
I say a random name and you ask if it's for my child
The little girl with the curls
You smiled and laughed at me
Say the name's a little too quirky
But it's fine we've got the time
Oh darling how did I get

You...
Oh I see you
In my thoughts and in my dreams
I hope that you see me too

You...
Oh and you're still teaching me guitar
Oh baby you can do it
And I complained that it's too hard

Oh you..
We're taking road trips in the car
Just to get away to see a brand new place
You...

He likes the sunny side she likes the shady
Diner everyday 8 in the morning
Dear, they're in their 70's
That could be you and me

Being someone's first love may be great, but to be their last is beyond perfect

How To Dress Like Your Favorite Female Singer (Part 2)

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Hilarious Affair Stories

The 1st Affair

A married man is having an affair with his secretary.
One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon.
Exhausted, they fell asleep, and woke up at 8 PM.

The man hurriedly dressed, and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.
He put on his shoes and drove home.
'Where have you been?' his wife demanded.
'I can't lie to you,' he replied,
'I'm having an affair with my secretary...we had sex all afternoon.'


She looked down at his shoes and said:
'You lying bastard!
You've been playing golf!'


The 2nd Affair

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters.
But they always talked about having a son.
They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.


The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.
He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.

He told his wife: 'There's no way I can be the father of this baby.
Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!
Have you been fooling around behind my back?'


The wife smiled sweetly and replied:
'No, not this time!'


The 3rd Affair

A mortician was working late one night.

He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated,
and made a startling discovery.
Schwartz had the largest penis he had ever seen!
'I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz,' the mortician commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part.
It must be saved for posterity.'

So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home.

'I have something to show you won't believe,' he said to his wife, opening his briefcase.

'My God!' the wife exclaimed, horrified.
'Schwartz is dead???'


The 4th Affair

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband
opening the front door.

'Hurry,' she said, 'stand in the corner.'
She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.

'Don't move until I tell you,' she said.
'Pretend you're a statue.'

'What's this?' the husband inquired as he entered the room.

'Oh it's a statue,' she replied.
'The Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too.'
No more was said, not even when they went to bed.

Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned
with a sandwich and a beer.

'Here,' he said to the statue, 'have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a damned thing...'


The 5th Affair

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.
'Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent.'

'One Cent!?!' the man exclaimed.

He glanced at the menu and asked:
'How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?'

'A nickel,' the barman replied.

'A nickel?' exclaimed the man.
'Where's the guy who owns this place?'

The bartender replied:
'Upstairs, with my wife.'

The man asked: 'What's he doing upstairs with your wife?'

The bartender replied:
'The same thing I'm doing to his business down here.'


The 6th Affair

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.
He looked up and said weakly: 'I have something I must confess.'

'There's no need to, 'his wife replied.

'No,' he insisted. 'I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!'


'I know,' she replied.
'Now just rest and let the poison work.'