Backstrom

Backstrom is a new crime/satyr/drama television show that airs every Thursday 9:00 PM on FOX channel started on January 22, 2015. Took set in Portland, Oregon but originally based off a detective story book by a Swedish author, Leif G. W. Persson.

Disorder in the Courts

From a book called Disorder in the Courts; things people actually said in court, published by court reporters that had to stay calm while the exchanges were taking place.


ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
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ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town, I'm going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?


And last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

CSI: CYBER

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Self Injury Awareness Day 2015

Don't judge, EMPATHIZE!
Don't preach, LISTEN!
Don't walk away, HOLD THEIR HANDS!

There's nothing pretty about self-harming nor taboo to talk about.
Most people will think that those who "cuts" themselves as losers, cowards or morons.
Maybe you're right...

There are times when our mind thinking too loud, we heard static ringing in our ears.
There are times when we couldn't find words to communicate verbally.
There are times when we just need to do something to release all the suffocating pressures.
And when those times come, we often turn to pain...
We're on constant battle with our emotions.

We need the pain to validate that it is real, not a dream.
The scars to remind us of what we've been through.

But don't get me wrong, we do want to live.
We're not proud of what we did to our self, thus why we hide it so well.
We know we need help, but often don't know how or who to ask, but mostly we feel we don't have the option to seek help.

Don't judge, EMPATHIZE!
Don't preach, LISTEN!
Don't walk away, HOLD MY  HAND!

Catfish: The TV Show | Season 4

Just to be clear, I am not a fan of "reality show". I only following religiously 2 reality shows, Running Man and Catfish.

When You're Single On Valentine's Day

5+ Types of Facial Looks

People's face mostly is the first thing we noticed before anything else. Some research says you only need a glimpse on one's face for your brain to send 'hints' whether you'll gonna like them or not, or at least if you want to look more at them or continue to scan the room for other interesting thing.

Conchita Wurst - Rise Like A Phoenix - Austria - Live at the 2014 Eurovision Song Contest

Waking in the rubble
Walking over glass
Neighbors say we're trouble
Well that time has passed

Peering from the mirror
No, that isn't me
A stranger getting nearer
Who can this person be

You wouldn't know me at all today
From the fading light I fly

Rise like a phoenix
Out of the ashes
Seeking rather than vengeance
Retribution
You were warned
Once I'm transformed
Once I'm reborn
You know I will rise like a phoenix
But you're my flame

Go about your business
Act as if you're free
No one could have witnessed
What you did to me

'Cause you wouldn't know me today
And you have got to see
To believe
From the fading light I fly

Rise like a phoenix
Out of the ashes
Seeking rather than vengeance
Retribution
You were warned
Once I'm transformed
Once I'm reborn

I rise up to the sky
You threw me down but
I'm gonna fly

And rise like a phoenix
Out of the ashes
Seeking rather than vengeance
Retribution
You were warned
Once I'm transformed
Once I'm reborn
You know I will rise like a phoenix
But you're my flame

When my phone's off/ on silent mode

As a professional procrastinator, I often forgot to recharge my phone OR when I left it on silent mode cause I need all the silence to procrastinate. During this situation and my parents decided to give me a call, here's what mostly happens :

Dad would : * left 3 missedcalls
                     * 1 text msg --> call me back when you read this

Mom would : * text msgs --> where are you?
                                         --> pick up your phone
                                         --> are you sick?
                                         --> hello?
                                         --> why are you still not answering my calls?
                      * 26 misscalled in total

Blue Band's new package seal is tighter than ...(insert sexist jokes here)...
but I do like the flowers :D